Dear Fellow Worshipers,
You may be wondering who are these inferior humans and do they have what it takes to properly worship the Cat Gods? Although we agree, we will never be capable of adequately representing the awe and mightiness of the Cat Gods in such a medium, we have been bestowed the formidable task of sharing the word of the Cat Gods with the world.
It was not long ago that the Cat Gods came to us in a wondrous dream. They spoke to us of our destiny, to spread the holy word of the Cat Gods to all who will hear. Although we were frightened and felt unworthy of the magnitude of this undertaking, we knew we had no choice but to accept our fate in the name of the beloved Cat Gods.
Catsaregods.com is a way for us to fulfill the prophecy of the Cat Gods. To share in their worship and bring to light their message of peaceful purrs and mid-day naps. The Cat Gods have many lessons to teach and we are honored to be able to represent their holiness through this humble domain.
Through catsaregods.com, we will share such useful information as “How to Worship the Cat Gods,” “Offerings to the Cat Gods,” “Signs your Cats are actually Gods,” and “A Message to Non-Believers.” In addition, it is our intent that catsaregods.com will become a place to help Cat Gods in need in the hopes that no earthly Cat Gods will suffer again. Catsaregods.com is not only a resource for better pleasing your Cat Gods, but a safe community for those looking to pledge their allegiance to the Cat Gods among friends.
We appreciate you taking the time to visit catsaregods.com. The Cat Gods take note of your actions and will judge accordingly. Please take this opportunity to Like Cats Are Gods on Facebook, and post your devotion to the Cat Gods.
The Cat God Worshipers